RCKGM Humour - Management Structure

KGM President:

Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
Is more powerful than a locomotive.
Is faster than a speeding bullet.
Walks on water.
Gives policy to God.

KGM President-Elect:

Leaps short buildings in a single bound.
Is more powerful than a switch engine.
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet.
Walks on the water, if the sea is calm.
Talks with God.

KGM Vice-President:

Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds.
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine.
Is faster than a speeding BB.
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool.
Talks with God if permission granted.

KGM Secretary:

Barely clears a wooden hut.
Loses tug-of-war with a Volkswagen.
Can sometimes fire a speeding bullet.
Swims well.
Is occasionally addressed by God.

KGM Treasurer:

Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap a wooden hut.
Is run over by a locomotive.
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury.
Dog paddles.
Talks to animals.

KGM Sergeant-At-Arms:

Runs into buildings.
Recognizes locomotives two times out of three.
Is never issued ammunition.
Can't stay afloat even with a life preserver.
Talks to the walls.

Other KGM Members:

Fall over doorsteps when trying to enter buildings.
Say: "Look at the choo-choo".
Wet themselves with a water pistol.
Play in mud puddles.
Mumble to each other.

KGM Webmaster:

Lifts tall buildings and walks under them.
Kicks locomotives off the tracks.
Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them.
Freezes water with a single glance.
He IS God.

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