Golden News
Volume 14 Number 39                           12th April 2001

The Weekly Bulletin of the Rotary Club of Kowloon Golden Mile
www.rckgm.org

April is Magazine Month

 
Meeting on 4th April, 2001
 
Les Fines (Sgt Rtn Clarissa)
Everyone not wearing a red item of clothing was fined which almost caused some problems as PP Vince wanted to claim red underwear. This reminds me of the Scottish Highlander who was asked, "What are you wearing under there?", to which he replied, "Underwear", which prompted the response, "Under there", response, "Underwear", and so on.
Le Business
Started at 1.13 p.m. without singing as there were no birthdays lurking. President Cassidy then spoke of the successful Treeplanting and Walkathon event the previous Sunday at which KGM was the winning team in the latter activity. Worthy of note, Kowloon North raised $108,000, although other figures are still to come in. More results to be announced later.
The Induction of Romu Balani
Then took place with Rtn David introducing Rtn Neerja Roma's cousin who spoke first followed by the usual dignified, impressive and meaningful formalities carried out by President Cassidy.
We heartilly welcome Rotarian Romu!!
 
The Speaker, the Notorious Spice Trader, Nuri Vittachi,  On The Secret of Surviving in Hong Kong ....
 (introduced by Rtn Elissa)  went on to weave his spell of humour and satire for the next however long it was. No one ever remembers because Nuri, who has spoken to us on at least two previous occasions, is an experienced entertainer, raconteur and attention getter. A potpourri of his history, irreverent observations about Hong Kong and China, all laced with a strong brew of his humour followed. He finished with some insight on his new series of books which had to do with comparing the ways that different cultures in Hong Kong over the years interact. Rtn Picco thanked Nuri and observed that this was not a speech as such but an old friend of the Club revisiting.


Next Major Event: Annual Ball
7:30 p.m. Saturday 26 May 2001
Grand Hyatt Ballroom, Hong Kong. 


Message From PP Ram

The Rotary Information Seminar  of our Club held on April 6, 2001 was a great success judging from the number of old and new attending and the interest  shown by many   of the participants. There were 17 participants (including the brother of Rtn Miranda  as a guest) , by far the best attendance in the history of the Club, I suppose. IPDG Dipo Sani, PPs Vince, Louis, Joseph, and  CK and President Cassidy were there to assist IPP Ram to conduct the seminar as well as to answer the questions. PP Vince opened the seminar  with an introduction of our club structure and went on to elaborate the four avenues of service. How the board makes sure of keeping apart  the funds in the general and the Community service accounts and all the charities that we have participated  so far this year were explained by him. PP Louis talked about the essential quality that a Rotarian needs, not the "frills'" but the quality ,"to work with true feelings". PP Joseph detailed the functions and programmes of Rotary Foundation. He covered Polio Plus Ambassadorial Scholarships etc; PP C.K.  while explaining the importance of building world understanding through Group Study Exchanges,  told how our club has been successful in the past in getting candidates as members of the outgoing GSE team. IPDG Dipo, advised the attendees of the linkage between RI, RI District 3450  and the clubs and the necessity to work for the common  theme of SERVICE. He touched upon the need for membership development and fund raising activities  to be the core functions to achieve the objectives of Rotary. Points raised were clarified lucidly by each PP. IPP Ram advised those present  about the availability of all the information about our club, district 3450 and  Rotary International through our website. On the whole there was good participation and enthusiasm on the part of all those attended. Many thanks to the PPs and all the other  participants. (Pico, Miranda, Richard, Hans, Neerja, Romu, Mazhar, David, James, and  Amy. If any one of you need the materials presented in the seminar , please contact IPP Ram.


Vocational Spot – PP Louis – Too Senior, but not Active enough

I was born on 16th May 1935 in Dulwich, South London, somewhere close, I was told, to the famous Crystal Palace. Unfortunately I’ve never been able to tell whether this was close enough to hear Bow Bells, in which case my nationality could be more closely defined as “Cockney”. My early days were spent in Herne Hill although at the age of four I began to move around the country, dodging the 2nd World War bombs, as my mother used to say. This was because dad was in the Royal Engineers and constantly on the move, which meant that my mum and I moved from one lodging to another for a few years to be near him. I can remember somewhere in the Midlands very vaguely but my most prominent memories are of living in the Gate-keepers lodge in Lockerbie, which was not such a well known place then and in a bagpipe wielding Scotsman’s hoose in Kelso on the banks of the river Tweed. Apparently at the age of five I had a Scottish accent, much to the distress of many of my colleagues in Lowe Bingham and Matthews more than three decades later!

I returned to London to attend Sussex Road Primary and later Strand Grammar School where I amazed myself by coming second equal out of ninety students for the “O” levels in 1951 and winning a medal in boxing. I was never really the athletic type and absolutely hopeless at cricket or football. Funnily enough I was not too bad at long distance running (i.e. early signs of Mad Trail Walker Syndrome) and cycling, an early passion, which saw me once cycle 224 miles from Dartmouth in Devon to London in 17 hours.

After those “O” levels, my highest academic achievement, my mother and I, once again on dad’s trail, boarded the S.S. Carthage and arrived in Hong Kong on August 18th. I first tried to become an apprentice with a firm of consulting engineers but that fell through. Then a Hong Kong born architect offered if I insisted to let me work in his office and learn architecture; but he stressed that the proper way was for me to go to University and qualify first. Then I tried to become an aircraft engineer, but all the lessons were in Cantonese. My biggest mistake it seems was to ignore some very sage farsighted advice, which probably would have made me a millionaire, to go into air-conditioning! In those days only the Hong Kong and Shanghai Bank had it. Indeed, it wasn’t until 1973 that the Thomas family first had air-conditioning in our home. Like everyone else we used fans! 

I eventually finished up in the Hong Kong Government as a temporary clerk at $200 per month where I learned filing, touch-typing, safe hand courier work, security and enciphering and deciphering of telegrams, the latter work being in the cellars of Government House. Incidentally, I can’t really understand why our Chief Executive doesn’t want to live there. It has a super garden! I had a number of other positions in Government over the years; District Assistant Tsuen Wan, Assistant Secretary Co-operative Development and Fisheries Department, Establishment Assistant Secretary and latter Land Assistant in the Colonial Secretariat (as it was called in those days before it became non-u to use the term!), Secretary Civil Aviation Department and Training Officer in Government’s Training Unit, where I was at the time of leaving the Government. At this time I had reached the dizzy heights of Senior Executive Officer Class II. I left the Government out of frustration, which would be the subject of another article, and joined the firm of Lowe Bingham and Mathews as Administration Manager where I stayed for roughly 13 years. In that time I also worked as an Executive Recruitment Consultant and, later, a Training Advisor. My next employment was as a headhunter. This lasted for about four years and brought to an end my life as an employee as I then went into business with my present business partner, Emy Mendoza whom most, if not all of you, have already met as the accomplice of my wife Therese in the arrangement of those superb barbecues that follow our Club’s fund raising Walkathons!

From the early years I was a member of the Royal Auxiliary Air Force and later the Royal Hong Kong Regiment (The Volunteers) (until its disbandment in 1996). In addition I have been a member of the Victoria Toastmasters Club since 1958 and was the founder Chairman of the Hong Kong Round Table No 5 until the age of forty when they threw me out. This was because Round Table was an offshoot of Rotary, would you believe, started by a Rotarian called Louis Marchessi in 1936, when I was one year old, to cater for the younger professional who perhaps was not able to afford the expense of belonging to Rotary, but who was nevertheless able to serve his community by doing rather than by paying. The idea being that at the age of forty you should then be a bit more affluent and able to join Rotary and assume the financial consequences thereof. Alas, Rotary International appears not to acknowledge this aspect of it’s history, at least that has been my observation to date, to the extent that Rotary now recruits aggressively in the age range of those who previously could have been Round Table members, both at the Rotaract and Rotary level. A consequence of this, in my opinion only, has been the unquestionable demise of the Round Table movement in Hong Kong, and possibly elsewhere in the world. Towards the end of my twenty years in the Government I qualified as a Dale Carnegie Human Relations and Management Courses instructor and almost became a full-time sponsor. Unfortunately the economic situation at that time in Hong Kong did not make it a sustainable proposition.

I’ve talked too much about myself but not enough about my family. However I think by now you will have met Therese enough times to realize that I got the better bargain! You have also seen a lot of Eric (34 … and still single!!!) who returned from Perth Australia last year and looks like staying. Eric markets water filters, as I’m sure many KGM Rotarians have discovered to their cost! I’m not so sure that many of you have seen as much of Sandy (37), our eldest son, an electronic research engineer with Nokia and his recent lovely bride Jill (18 Sh!). They were married in Hong Kong in October and the record of delayed Golden News Issues during that period bears testimony the ‘busyness of that period. 

I admit to being an awful cook except for Bar-B-Queuing, poaching, boiling and all sorts of other things you can do with eggs, not to forget the preparation of cup-noodles in which I have won a recent culinary award. In the early days I was bad at washing up and carving roasts, although, thanks to the constant encouragement and training provided by Therese over the years, some skill is emerging in these fields.   

Squash was a passion until a few years ago but prudence told me that it was time to stop so now it’s all systems go on hiking as I’m sure most of you are aware. To quote from a piece about me in the Lowe Bingham magazine in 1976, “…. he is well known in the office for his open invitations to anyone foolish enough to join him on any Sunday afternoon when he and his sons take to the hills”. 

I suppose we could use the same source for a final touch! “Trying to think of something really outstanding and unique that has happened to him, Louis came up with the fact that he fell up to his armpits into a cesspit at Shek Kip Mei while assisting to put out a squatter fire in 1954. We hope it was a unique feat! However corny they or it may be, he says that since this experience his feet have always been quite unique”. 


Joke of the Week
                                           The Painless Birth
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer all the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, they found the Postman  unconscious on their front porch.


                            Brain Teaser
George and his faithful dog Alf are coming home at a steady three miles per hour. Just as they are six miles out, Alf takes off for home, running along at a steady seven miles an hour. Immediately upon reaching the cabin he turns round , and then runs continuously back and forth until George reaches the door himself. To the nearest mile, how far did Alf run during his dash from mile six?

URCHIN