~~ Our Meetings ~~

(Remember we meet 12:30 p.m. Wednesdays at the Holiday Inn Golden Mile)

We conduct our meetings in English (well, OK, it's really "Chinglish"), but
our members speak Cantonese, Mandarin, Banana, Indian (Hindi, Sindhi & Apache),
German, French, Spanish, Danish, Australian, Klingon, Um-Foo-Foo and Swahili.
(OK, so we lied about the Swahili!)

Our club has a balanced percentage of Chinese, Indian and Western members, and
we are extremely proud that about 30% of our membership are ladies.
(We had to say that, OK? Anyway, somebody has to keep the guys in line !!)

The "Westerners" include some Australians, Englishmen, Scotsmen and Canadians,
but, since we are such tolerant people, we even allowed some Germans, Americans,
an Irishman and other people with terrible dress sense and silly dances to join,
but we accept absolutely no responsibility for their unruly behaviour !

By the way, the average age of our members is 50, but if we don't count PP Louis, it's only 35 !



Lunch is only HK$300 (US$39) per person (cash, major credit cards, baseball cards and
food stamps accepted), for a 3 course meal (regular, vegetarian or intravenous menu).

This low price includes one standard drink (beer, wine, popular spirits, soft drinks,
Mad Dog 20/20, rocket fuel, castor oil and something which looks remarkably
like grandma's hooch, but without those endearing lumpy bits).

Great guest speakers every week (OK, OK, not counting those rare times when we
let PP Louis Thomas tell corny jokes, which nobody ever understands!).

We meet right in the heart of the Golden Mile shopping area, directly above
Tsimshatsui MTR station, and we have no enforced dress code !

So, what are you waiting for, huh??

Take some Prozac, then come on down!

Hong Kong Government Health Warning

Making fun of Chines accents at our meetings is hazardous to your health.
(Our President moves quickly and he has a ballistic gavel. Be afraid. Be very afraid !)





~~ Invitation ~~

Visiting Rotarians and their guests are most welcome to attend our meetings,
but don't say you haven't been warned !!

Hear comments from previous visitors to our club: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12

Ask for your free copy of the world's first, environmentally friendly, Rotary 'Preserve Planet Earth'
Banner Postcard which is also our virtual club banner. Send one from the KGM Post Office!

Although we certainly do not want to unduly influence your decision to visit
our club, especially the red-blooded males out there, we thought you
might like to take a peek at our Welcome Committee !!

(OK ladies, we didn't forget about you. There's something special for you too!)

Want to join KGM? Take our 6 part aptitude test (50% pass rate required): A | B | C | D | E | F |

If you pass our grueling test, why not complete our on-line Membership Information Form?





~~ Our Club Motto ~~

"Let's really help the needy in our community but, hey, there's no reason
why we can't have a truck-load of fun while we're doing it!"

By the way, since our club is fairly small, we only have a 3-Way Test:

~~ What's On ~~

Next Speaker: TBA
12:30 p.m. Wednesday 23 May 2012
Topic: "TBA"

Future Guest Speakers


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Next Club Fellowship:TBA
7:00 p.m. Saturday ?? May 2012
Venue: TBA

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Next Annual Ball:
Silver Dragon 25th Anniversary Ball
7:00 p.m. Saturday 23 June 2012
Venue: Grand Hyatt Hotel, Wanchai North.

~~ Vox Populi ~~
(For the Latin impaired, this means "Voice of the People"!)

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Our snail mail address: (for the dinosaurs out there without e-mail!)

The Rotary Club of Kowloon Golden Mile,
P.O. Box 98129 Tsimshatsui,
Hong Kong.

(Um, but if they don't have internet access, how will they know ?? Duh !)





~~ Inspiration ~~

"Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt
and dance like nobody's watching !"

(Leroy "Satchel" Paige)





~~ Special Disclaimer ~~

1. No animals, trees, children or elderly folk were harmed in producing this web site.
(However four boisterous cats were temporarily sedated and paw-cuffed to each other !)

2. Opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of Club Directors, Members
or anybody else from this solar system.
(The Webmaster is from the Planet Fubar!)

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comatose is entirely intentional !

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